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1. Lamination of your ephemera - An Introduction to the wonders of the Ministry of Lamination - Sized and priced to fit in your wallet (3x2 inches) — Keep it forever. ONLY .99¢
2. Selected Laminations Volume I - Handmade book containing 10 prints of egnekn's favorite laminations. Krevwrench Books (4x5 in.) $9.99
3. Slice of Life, the Sound of Bread Being Laminated -CD with freshly laminated bread. The Ministry of Lamination gives YOU our daily bread! Every slice signed and dated. Sealed for freshness. $33.33
4. Lamination Ritual Deluxe-$99.99 Send your ephemera to the Ministry of Lamination to be transformed into an object of official permanence. You will receive: • Your ephmera (up to 9 x 12 inches) laminated in an Official Lamination Ritual, stamped and signed by Egnekn, the Minister of Lamination for eternity, officially! • a unique “Sound of Lamination” edition-of-one audio CD containing the sounds of your Lamination as performed in an Official Lamination Ritual by Egnekn, the Minister of lamination • The Official “How to Laminate” booklet handmade and signed by Egnekn. Learn the secrets of lamination! .
_________________________________________________________________________________ (Your ephemera must be less than 1/16 inch (2mm) thick.. In other words: flat. The Ministry of Lamination is willing to push the limits with pliable materials such as marshmallows or potato chips.) NO CANDY!!!!! NO DRIVER's LICENSES! (The Ministry of Lamination will not laminate anything practical) Official stamp from the Ministry of Lamination AUTOMATICALLY INCLUDED Rounded corners NO EXTRA CHARGE All prices include shipping, handling and tax. If this is a gift you can send a message with your gift by e-mailing the Minister of Lamination at egnekn@MinistryofLamination.com Ministry of Lamination The Kingdoms of Elgaland-Vargaland 300 West 23rd Street #8B, New York, New York 10011 U.S.A. www.MinistryofLamination.com