Lamination Ritual Deluxe-$99.99
Send your ephemera to the Ministry of Lamination to be transformed into an object
of official permanence. You will receive:
- Your ephmera (up to 9 x 12 inches) laminated in an Official
Lamination Ritual, stamped and signed by Egnekn, the Minister of Lamination
for eternity, officially!
- a unique “Sound of Lamination” edition-of-one audio CD containing
the sounds of your Lamination as performed in an Official Lamination Ritual
by Egnekn, the Minister of lamination
- The Official “How to Laminate” booklet handmade and signed
by Egnekn. Learn the secrets of lamination!
(Your ephemera must be less than 1/16 inch (2mm) thick. In
other words: flat. The Ministry of Lamination is willing to push the limits with
pliable materials such as marshmallows or potato chips.)
NO CANDY!!!!! NO DRIVER's LICENSES!
(The Ministry of Lamination will not laminate anything practical)
Official stamp from the Ministry of Lamination AUTOMATICALLY
Rounded corners NO EXTRA CHARGE
All prices include shipping, handling and tax.
If this is a gift you can send a message with your gift by e-mailing
the Minister of Lamination at EGNEKN
Ministry of Lamination
The Kingdoms of Elgaland-Vargaland
300 West 23rd Street #8B, New York, New York 10011 U.S.A.
For Your Official
Lamination Needs & Desires
Laminations Rituals are performed by request, either in
person or through the post.
If there is something you would like laminated "officially", Contact:
Appointments can be pre-paid through Pay Pal and well worth the
price of $25.00.